Most of the time we perceived MATABA as extra strong, that way you can use that to your advantage. Pero how far can you go in loving this extra weight ? or consider him as your excess baggage ?
1. HUMAN PILLOW
Nothing compares to the warmth embrace of someone you love during the cold winter nights, lalo na kapag katabi mo ang isang dambuhalang (Sorry for the term) I mean chubby na kagaya ng jowa mo. Human body is naturally warm (37degrees Celsius), so pag yakap mo siya may unan kana, may heater kapa.
2. NO FOOD SPOILAGE
Isama mo siya sa lahat ng birthday parties na kung saan feeling mo madami ang food pero wala masyadong bisita, that way mapapakinabangan siya ng husto ng celebrant to maximize the catering services. Mas lalo mo pa siyang mamahalin kung nag date kayo at di mo kaya ubusin ang food mo because he is not only there for you physically and emotionaly, also to digestion.
3. HUMAN SHIELD –
Most of the time we perceived MATABA as extra strong, that way you can use that to your advantage kasi kapag mataba ang jowa mo takot ang mga kaaway mo na e confront ka dahil alam nila si MR CHUBBY is always there to fight and is willing to take a bullet for the sake of love or maybe because he knew that bullet will bounced back to enemies (kidding) so ang ending tadtad ka ng chismis from those morons na walang magawa sa buhay.
4. BED REPLACEMENT
We spent 12 hours or less working and all we wanted to do is sleep after that long tiring day. Sa oras na pagbukas mo ng pinto si MR CHUBBY ang bumungad sayo na tila ba ay hinihila ka ng kama at ang batid nyang boses ay humihile sa iyong pagod na katawang lupa. Ang sarap din sa pakiramdam pag ikaw ay tuluyang humiga katabi siya which relates to rule#1
5. POWER BELTER
Pansin ko lang na kadalasan sa matataba ay magaganda ang boses at biritera. Hindi ko alam kung may anatomy explanation or talagang madami lang silang hangin na pwedeng ibuga kaya effortless and LOVE ON TOP ni Beyonce sa kanila.
6. CENTER OF ATTRACTION
Good or bad, sabi nga publicity is still a publicity. Wherein, kapag kasama mo siya lalamunin ka talaga ng presence nya physically. Hindi mo na din kelangan na hanapin siya kapag super crowded ang place kasi lulutang sya, I mean mapapansin mo agad siya. BIGGIE is the new SEXY, big butt, big legs, big arms, big chest — just WOW! I am just wondering which part of their body is small and shrinking ? Hmmm…. that’s for you to find out :p
7. EXPERT FOOD BLOGGER
Needless to say, they are the most credible persons in terms of food. Everytime I saw them eating, it feels like everything melts in their mouth kaya nakakagana siyang kasama kumain. Never question their taste because I believe their taste bud is hundred times fully functioning compared to hunky guys- Just imagine eating only white meat and no cook veggies ? Damn! Feels like living in hell to achieve that heavenly body.